Febreze makes limited edition products.

What? Yes, it is true. Apparently, like my beer, my parent’s choice in air freshener comes in seasonal varieties. Why? I have no idea… some marketing “genius” sold the idea that people actually care if their bathrooms smell like the current season. Really? What test market proved that? Please just don’t mess with my deodorant. I really don’t want to be forced to smell like a pine tree in the winter.