Short Story: Used Spaceship Available

Here is fiction 101 piece I wrote back in September that I never did anything with. I ran across it in the notes section of my iTouch as I was prepping for my Coup d’eTat set. This one still makes me smile.

Used Spaceship Available

“Used spaceship available” scrawled in large black ink on an old postcard from Palm Springs, prompted Miller to call the number listed. He managed to decipher the owner’s mumblings about needing a new ride. Arriving at the given address near the deserted icehouse, he looked around for an entrance. “10… 9… 8…” Amplified, the countdown had begun. Scrambling over a fence towards the “7… 6… 5…” Rounded the corner, “4…” just in time to see, “3…” a homeless man in a shopping cart, “2…” with a bullhorn, “1…” blasting David Bowie on a boom box. “Lift off! This is ground control…”

Here is the inspiration behind this story… courtesy of Craigslist.

2010 Album List Rejects

To begin, there are two reasons an album can end up on this list. One is the obvious of not living up to my expectations. The second reason could be if I was a latecomer on their music. In other words, their album was released in years prior to 2010, meaning sadly disqualified.

Let’s start with the actual disappointments so we can end on a happy note. But I urge you to check each of these out for yourself. I’m only one person with an opinion.

Old 97s, The Grand Theatre Volume 1:  I love Rhett Miller. I once was mistaken for his sister because of my great seats, good looks* and knowing all of his songs from the band and solo material (*me being sassy). But I have to say that this album was a let down. I gave it three or four listens and it still didn’t catch. Nothing jumped out. It’s not horrible, just bland. I will continue to give it a go because I want to like it, but it didn’t happen by the time the year ended.  Sorry, Rhett.

The Silent Comedy, Common Faults: I’m probably going to get a lot of crap for putting this one on here and I feel a little bad, but I have to be honest. I’m disappointed in this album. The Silent Comedy are an AMAZING live band, like knock-your-socks-off-and-the-socks-are-dancing-next-to-you type amazing. The faults on this album are not the songs, but how they were produced. The highs and lows have been flatten and the beats have been muted. If you listen carefully you can tell the energy is there, but you have to listen hard. I can’t wait for this band to produce a live album that will truly bring the energy to life. Love you guys.

The following albums didn’t make my top 10 mainly because there were better things out there, but they are albums that made other lists. They are decent but not the tops, check them out and see for yourself.

Now for the albums that should have been in the top 10 but I came upon them a bit too late (listed in alpha order).

Good Old War, Only Way to Be Alone (2008):  Recently, I heard “Coney Island” on Slacker radio and instantly fell in love. There is clapping for a rhythm section (hearts here) and a catchy little love story in a song. And check these lyrics:

I’m going to Coney Island have myself a dog
And reminisce why I still hate it here
It’s all these people with their cotton candy eyes
It’s so sweet now put the train in gear
Good Old War came out with an album in 2010, but I haven’t had a listen yet. Most likely it will wind up on the rejects list next year because of my slacking. Lame on me.

The Little Ones, Morning Tide (2009): This is another band I found on Slacker’s Indie Hits station. My favorite track from the album is the title track, “Morning Tide” but the entire album is great. Positive vibes and swinging sounds. Plus, any band who plays on Yo Gabba Gabba gets bonus points.

Steve Martin, The Crow (2009): I did a review of this album earlier this year. It really says everything.

Mumford and Sons, Sigh No More (2009): Somehow this album and band escaped the public eye in 2009; not mentioned on any top album lists last year. “Little Lion Man” has been nominated for best song for Grammy’s and has hit number one on Billboard’s Alternative charts. Great stuff and super fun. I had the chance to see my brother-in-law play trumpet for them when they performed at a sold out Belly Up show in June. The album is solid and yes, there is the banjo. Hearts.

The Temper Trap, Conditions (2009): This album took some time to grow on me. The first single, “Sweet Disposition” didn’t blow me away and it seemed to be in every movie and commercial. Not really, since we don’t watch much tv or go out to movies, it seemed like a lot. The next single, “Fader” I really liked, so I thought I would take another listen to the album.  Beautiful vocals and an energy that makes your heart swell.

My turn… Top 10 Albums of 2010

This year I got my groove back, both in terms of writing and listening to music (in comparison to last year). So I managed to purchase and LISTEN many of the albums released in 2010. These are albums that I can’t get enough of and have had heavy rotation in my iPod and car stereo. Here are my top ten albums of 2010: 

10. Vampire Weekend, Contra: I don’t care if I get crap for having this album on my top ten. It is totally catchy… like can’t-get-it-out-of-your-head-type catchy. Not an earworm though. “California English” tops out as my favorite song on this album.

9. She & Him, Volume Two: Girl crush, volume two. Yep. We made the trek to LA to see them, on one of their rare occasions, playing live (oh yeah, also for an awesome wedding). Zooey’s beautiful voice combined with M. Ward’s guitar and back up vocals are enough to make me swoon. Songs I love… “In the Sun” and “Sing.”

8. Steve Poltz, Dreamhouse: Long awaited in my world. 50th birthday present to himself, Dreamhouse is beautiful and full of realness. Hmmm, maybe not the right words but I guess what I’m trying to say is that Steve Poltz is finally being true to himself with this album. Goofy at times, but not all the time. Recorded in his home town of Halifax, Nova Scotia. Favorite track that still pulls at my heart-strings is definitely “License Plate Eyes.”

7. Ok Go, Of the Blue Colour of the Sky: For some reason I never got into OK Go until this year. Well, that doesn’t matter now. This album is great. Extra catchy and gives me good feelings in my tummy. Not to forget that they make awesome videos. Best songs include “White Knuckles” and “WTF?

6. Wirepony, Right Hook of Love: Lead singer/guitarist, Patrick Dennis hyped this band and album to me months before they ever played. Me… I try not to fall for hype as I am often disappointed.  But in this case, totally spot on. Right Hook of Love takes the best of San Diego and rolls it up in a neat little package. I can’t help but listen to this album over and over again. Tracks gives my gut that live show feeling “All My Rockets” and title track, “Right Hook of Love.” Expect an announcement soon about plans for 2011… ominous message left on their website.

5. White Apple Tree, Velvet Mustache: I love these boys. I first stumbled upon them at the FM 94/9 Independence Jam back in June. They have an 80s feel with the synthesizer and danceable beats. Favorite song off the album is still “Broken Bones.”

4. Fitz and the Tantrums, Pickin’ Up the Pieces:  Albums often miss the feeling of the live performance. Pickin’ Up the Pieces really does justice to the band’s energy and love for soul. I am grateful to have the chance to see them twice in a matter of weeks at FM 94/9 Rocktoberfest in October and a couple of weeks later, at KPRI’s Private Listener’s Event at La Costa Resort.  But they aren’t done yet. They will be back next week for a show at the Belly Up and a free show at M-Theory Records. Don’t miss! Favorite song off the album is “Breaking the Chains.”

3. Brian Wilson, Brian Wilson Reinvents Gershwin: If you didn’t know, I love Brian Wilson. Back before this album was released, I was jumping up and down at the concept. Now, after months of listening and soaking it in, the album holds a special place in my heart. Still loving “The Like in I Love You.”

2. Freelance Whales, Weathervanes: Some would say that this album technically came out in 2009. Whatever. It was rereleased on a larger label in March, so I’m calling it a 2010 release… cause it is. Love, love, love. Me and the banjo and the mandolin. Favorite song is still “Generator ^ 1st Floor” even after Twitter used the song as the background for a video to introduce the New Twitter experience.

1. Rafter, Animal Feelings: Solid. Just solid. From the first listen, I fell in love. The remix album pales in comparison to the original. The songs that drew me include “Paper” and “Fruit“, but really the whole album is engaging the entire way through.  

At least half the bands on my list are from the Southern California Region. What does that mean? It means that we have access to a great pool of talent to enjoy. As my dear friend, Hilary says, “Get out there and see some shows.”

Feel free to compare to SPIN, Paste, Rolling Stone, Chickrawker, and Right Hear. (Note: I will add more links to best albums lists here as they roll in.)

Photo credit: Our wedding photographer, Ron Hughes

91X, it’s for charity

The 91X “Stuff a Scion” Benefit Concert was rescheduled due to rain three times, but the weather didn’t deter this San Diego station from finally throwing together a great free event on Wednesday, November 24 (Thanksgiving Eve) to support the San Diego Food Bank. I don’t think a Scion was ever physically stuffed, but there were definitely several barrels of food collected for the cause.

Free food from Los Primos left me stuffed and alleviated the question of how in the world I was going to eat dinner that night.

The Howls opened the event rocking the dealership lot with their catchy, swinging vocals and rooted Americana/Blues style guitar parts stemming from the likes of Wilco and Tom Petty.

The Silent Comedy took on the night, jumping and dancing per usual but also in attempt to stay warm. Across the street at the neighboring dealers, lights from the car alarms twinkled like Christmas lights in the cold night air as the musical raucous shook up the PB community.

Before, between and after the sets, a raffle to smash pumpkins for Smashing Pumpkins tickets (aka 91X Wrex the Halls tickets) kept crowds and Thomas thoroughly entertained; discovering that glitter is more hilarious when it comes out of an exploding pumpkin.

All I wanted for 91X-mas was a snuggie. I must have been a good girl cause I won the coveted snuggie pair with lift tickets to Bear Mountain. Too bad my little man likes it too!

Julian Hard Cider Hoodang or how to make your own cider

From apples to alcohol, and DIY. I was not going to miss out on this event. At the end of October, Julian Hard Cider put on a one-of-a-kind event to learn how to make your own cider. Wow. Seriously, you missed out not being there.

First thing after your ID was checked and payment (only $40) was handed over, each person received a 22-oz bottle of Julian Hard Cider and you were escorted through the recently picked Julian apple orchard.

Once you reached the clearing, bluegrass music and the smell of barbecue filled the cool mountain air.

Jeremy’s on the Hill (located in Wynola just before you reach Julian) catered the event with pulled-pork sandwiches, roasted corn and coleslaw that makes my stomach growl just thinking of it. It is another farm-to-table restaurant you must check out if you are headed in that direction. Speaking of farm-to-table restaurants, the entire staff of our favorite local on 30th and Upas, Sea Rocket Bistro closed the restaurant for the day for a retreat to the Hoodang.

So the two educational portions of the event included a tour of the press and a session on making cider. We started off with the tour since the lunch line was long and we weren’t starving. It was interesting to watch them demonstrate the steps of pressing apples as it happened right before your eyes.

Yum, apple juice! For making at home, a juicer should do just fine.

After the tour, a local bakery (I forget who ’cause the cider was kicking in) provided apple turnovers for each person. Dessert before lunch = WIN!

After the tour we sat down for lunch and picked up another cider. The next cider came in a refillable glass mug (see first photo). Yep, and we got to keep the mug too.

After a delicious lunch, we went to our session on making cider. Paul introduced his staff who shared the history and details of making cider. Knowing their audience had been drinking for a couple of hours by this point and no one was taking notes, they placed the instructions on their website after the event.

This trip is still coming back to me… after my recent visit to Home Brew and Gardens, I realized how awesomely inexpensive making hard cider really is and how it is far simpler than brewing beer. So there. Expect great things.